September 2012
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Also it would be cool if someone helped me follow politics more because I really don’t know how that works but I think I like Obama and I casually mentioned it and my boyfriend was like “do you even follow politics?” and I just kinda sat there awkwardly so I would like to know how to follow these things yeah.
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Hi guys so obviously tomorrow night is the season 7 Doctor Who premiere but I don’t get BBC so it would be really cool if someone could link me to a livestream I will love you forever and be your slave for a week.
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August 2012
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Hey guys, I wanna try to prove something to my...
imadorkofcourse:
Romney and Ryan are fucktards. just saying.
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person at school: *breathes*
me: can you not
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A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be...
not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, dear fucking god, no
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Anonymous asked: happy birthday :D
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idklaugh:
captaindorkwad:
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in...
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condomsareforsailors:
if all gay people go to hell then it’s got to be fabuloussss
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realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
beanigirl:
STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS
ALSO THIS
AND THIS
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barackobama:
ghostbab:
squishu:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about
obama doesn’t poop
yes he does
No, I don’t.
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random-inspired:
darrenstummy:
i have the urge everyday to just stand up in the middle of dinner and scream ‘I READ GAY PORN OKAY THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY SECRETS OUT DINNER WAS DELICIOUS MAY I BE EXCUSED’
ALRIGHT SO I DID THIS AT MY FAMILY VACATION AND THEY ALL LOOKED ME IN THE EYES AND SAID IN UNISON (FUCKING UNISON),
“We know.”
AND THEN WENT BACK TO EATING THEIR...
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alfredtheherothatswho:
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
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loki-s-army-at-221b:
youmewlingquim:
pie-overlord:
tinydragongina:
kamillebidoof:
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
I literally just spat all over my laptop
OMG!
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i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
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melodypond:
old tardis,
new tardis
little box of blue
borrowed tardis,
stolen tardis
vworp vworp vworp
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sexybritishllama:
kaiyves:
s**ybritishllama:
i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
Ha.
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
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